Speed Demons

Jan 05, 2005 31 Replies

At the entrance to my neighborhood is a dangerous intersection. Folks come flying around the corner at 30 MPH or so. I live one street into the neighborhood. I almost get slammed regularly cause folks come flying into the neighborhood, whip around the corner. I nearly bought it today, someone came flying in. Of course, since it's around the corner I can't see them coming.



I stomped on the brakes, hard pack snow, and slid a foot. We missed each other, fortunately. But it got me thinking.



What would be good and slippery to pour on that interesection? I mean, the main street is level, and the side street slopes down gently. Wouldn't take much to make folks go off the road and into the yard. I think there is also a big rock (about four feet tall) at that intersection.



Would cooking oil do the trick? How about "mineral oil" or baby oil? Seems like there oughta be something that would work, and would be biodegradable.



I would tell you but that would make me not only stupid, but a co-conspirator to cause bodily harm.

Former Mormon

About $800 worth of AstroGlide. Will not stain. The prohets will be proud of you. Jesus, too. -B

biodegradable.

blah, blah, blah.....I'm pissed off.....

I think your signature sums up this thought....

Christopher A. Young This space intentionally left blank

Couldn't have said it better.....

=> Stormin Mormon {nothing of importance}

Did Jesus tell you to murder people?

Is this some sort of new teaching of the Mormon Church, kill thy fellow man?

or maybe wreckless endangerment, homicide, etc.

Creating a hazard of any kind is not a good idea. When you back out of your driveway make sure your lights are on and remove anything that is blocking your view. Keep your distance, be aware.

Yep, it's right in the Book of Doruenwlerje.

Sounds good. How about post your CC and expiration for me?

Yep, it's right in the Book of Doruenwlerje.

Wreckless endangerment is no fun. You gatta make em wreck.

no thank you

consider anger management counseling before you hurt someone

Is there a fire hydrant nearby?

Mormon=Utah?..........Cold weather,..........doesn't dihydrogen monoxide freeze in your area?

Remove "YOURPANTIES" to reply

MUADIB®

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one small step for man,..... One giant leap for attorneys.

Get another wife to help work out your frustrations.

Why go through all the trouble of oil slicks and other goop.....just shoot the speeding bastards.......spare the slow ones...

Stormin Mormon:

I'm hoping you don't have any kids.

In Los Angeles, we do it the other way around. ;)

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