Speed Demons

At the entrance to my neighborhood is a dangerous intersection. Folks come flying around the corner at 30 MPH or so. I live one street into the neighborhood. I almost get slammed regularly cause folks come flying into the neighborhood, whip around the corner. I nearly bought it today, someone came flying in. Of course, since it's around the corner I can't see them coming.

I stomped on the brakes, hard pack snow, and slid a foot. We missed each other, fortunately. But it got me thinking.

What would be good and slippery to pour on that interesection? I mean, the main street is level, and the side street slopes down gently. Wouldn't take much to make folks go off the road and into the yard. I think there is also a big rock (about four feet tall) at that intersection.

Would cooking oil do the trick? How about "mineral oil" or baby oil? Seems like there oughta be something that would work, and would be biodegradable.

Reply to
Stormin Mormon
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I would tell you but that would make me not only stupid, but a co-conspirator to cause bodily harm.

Former Mormon

Reply to
F.H.

About $800 worth of AstroGlide. Will not stain. The prohets will be proud of you. Jesus, too. -B

biodegradable.

Reply to
B

blah, blah, blah.....I'm pissed off.....

I think your signature sums up this thought....

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Couldn't have said it better.....

Reply to
Mike

=> Stormin Mormon {nothing of importance}

Did Jesus tell you to murder people?

Reply to
G. Morgan

Is this some sort of new teaching of the Mormon Church, kill thy fellow man?

Reply to
Joseph Meehan

or maybe wreckless endangerment, homicide, etc.

Reply to
effi

Creating a hazard of any kind is not a good idea. When you back out of your driveway make sure your lights are on and remove anything that is blocking your view. Keep your distance, be aware.

Reply to
Phisherman

Yep, it's right in the Book of Doruenwlerje.

Reply to
Stormin Mormon

Please?

Reply to
Stormin Mormon

Sounds good. How about post your CC and expiration for me?

Reply to
Stormin Mormon

Yep, it's right in the Book of Doruenwlerje.

Reply to
Stormin Mormon

Wreckless endangerment is no fun. You gatta make em wreck.

Reply to
Stormin Mormon

no thank you

consider anger management counseling before you hurt someone

Reply to
effi

Is there a fire hydrant nearby?

Mormon=Utah?..........Cold weather,..........doesn't dihydrogen monoxide freeze in your area?

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MUADIB®

Ba Da Boom

Reply to
F.H.

Get another wife to help work out your frustrations.

Reply to
F.H.

Why go through all the trouble of oil slicks and other goop.....just shoot the speeding bastards.......spare the slow ones...

Reply to
Jim M

Stormin Mormon:

I'm hoping you don't have any kids.

Reply to
McQualude

In Los Angeles, we do it the other way around. ;)

Reply to
F.H.

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