From a friend:
> Metric pipe wrench.
Lowe's has 'em!
When I worked there in Contractor Sales, a plumber sent a
flunky in after one, so I sold him a Metric Pipe Wrench that
had all of the markings in Millimeters.
Later, a Contractor sent a guy in for a Metric Hammer, and I
sold him one that had the markings in Kilograms. About an
Hour later the Foreman came in with his new helper laughing
his ass off because he had never heard of a Metric Hammer
before. I told him to give that guy a raise because you sent
him on an "Impossible Task" That he accomplished. He said I
was right and handed him a $50 Bill right in front of me.
That being said, when I was living in Florida, I was working
on my Girlfriend's 1972 VolksWagon Super Beatle and sent her
pesky Uncle to NAPA for a new Radiator Cap for it
He was gone for 2 Hours! LOL
Possum in Upstate SC