micky snipped-for-privacy@fmguy.com wrote
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>> I found a big spider, 2 full inches long with bent furry legs, 4mm
>> wide, splayed evenly at roughly 45^ angles. All dark grey.
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>> How can there be only one of them? I had never seen
>> another spider anything remotely like it in the house and
>> it's been 2 weeks and I haven't seen another one yet.
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>Because he got kicked out of his home by
>the other spiders and ended up in your place.
So it was a deadbeat spider! Or one with other bad habits.
>> (This one had an accident and he's dead.
>> A UPS fell on him.)
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>I have report you to the SPCFTGR, you'll be soorree...
Society for the Protection of Creepy, Fuzzy Things that Go "Roar".