Last year I spent considerable money to build a patio in our back yard. At first it worked just fine. Our family would barabque out there on weekends and we'd rest out there on lawn chairs after work. It seemed to be paying for itself just by the relaxation it offerred.
Then came the problem. One day I came home from work and found two men sitting in one of our lawn chairs. They were holding hands when I found them. I told them to leave and they did. The next day I come home and find seven naked men on our patio kissing each other and doing other things I can not say on a public forum. This has continued for several months and now our patio has become a playground for all the homosexuals in town. Some days there are more than 100 of them out there, and they wont leave when I ask them. They just ignore me, or try to kiss me. When I called the police they told me that there is nothing they can do to stop these men because they are on private property. They claim if these men were doing these same things on a public street or in a public building, they would be arrested, but on private property there is little they can do. I can almost swear that one of these homosexual men are one of the town's cops, so that makes it even worse.
How can I stop this? I have already considered hiring a bulldozer company and ripping up the patio, and just making it a lawn again. I did remove all the lawn furniture a month ago, but they just brought their own. My yard is littered with beer cans, liquor bottles, used condoms, underwear, and other garbage. Some of them even urinate and deficate on my lawn. My family refuses to even go out there anymore. What can I do about this?