The other day a well dressed businessman was walking down the street when a drunk walked up to him and asked for five bucks to buy a bottle of wine. The businessman told the guy he dont support alcoholics, and kept walking. When he stopped to get a newspaper, the drunk approached him again. This time the drunk pulled out a small twig, pointed it at him and said give me $5 or else. The businessman laughed and said "or else what". The drunk said "ok, prepare to make your meeter".
Hmmmmmm, would that be an electric meeter, gas meeter, water meeter, or some other kind of meeter?
I wonder what he makes them out of anyhow?