I wish that damn Tesla dude would have finished perfecting wireless electricity before he went insane. I'm moving shop again, my tiny little manufacturing operation. And once again, all the outlets are on the walls. So, I'm compelled to put the assembly workbenches along the walls, which means all the racks and cabinets of parts and supplies and tools have to sit out in the middle of the room, which annoys the Feng Shui gods something awful.
If electricity really can't come out the air, why don't people who design industrial buildings put some damn outlets in the floor or the ceiling? I'm seriously thinking that I'm going to put the shelving on the walls and run extension cords out to the benches, and let the workers trip over them, and break their necks. In court I'll claim that the outlets didn't come with permanently affixed warning stickers, and that OSHA neglected their lawful duty to make sure I don't do anything dangerous.