In church I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just have to share it with you: "Dear Lord, This has been a tough four to five years. You have taken my favorite actor Patrick Swayze. My favorite musician Michael Jackson. My favorite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse. My favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor. My favorite singer Whitney Houston. And now my favorite author Tom Clancy! I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Rand Paul, and Ted Cruz. Amen"
OT: Prayer
Jan 28, 2014
20 Replies
Kind of reminds me of the bank robbery joke that was going around last year
Although I am an atheist I liked that prayer.
I'm sure you want to s*it in her mouth, too, Malformed.
The real joke is Malcom and it's been going around for much too long. ^_^
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Mal is German?
ah, the real joke is the 30 days, but you'll never get it
krwless is well known for projecting her deviancies on others
Of course not, I'm too busy trying to find "fundies" which are entertainment underwear that will fit me. I don't understand the attraction. ^_^
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just go to limbaugh's negligee's for republican males shop, but remember to take a number as it's always crowded
No, just a typical Democrat. Well, they did learn from the Germans.
Malformed is *well* known for his pathological lies.
Yeah, the GCA 1968 comes to mind...
That's only one small example.
Dang, I wouldn't go near a Republican males shop because Republicans disgust me but Democrats are special, they horrify me. ^_^
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typical. interested in lingerie but unwilling to go for a personal fitting
Typical. Lying.
I can't find anything in my size but I do need new lingerie for my inflatable love doll. ^_^
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Sigh. And this in a thread about prayer.
it's that wonderful free market, ignoring an important market segment
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