When I get in my car I feel so sorry for the flies that join me. Surely
they get very upset when the door next opens. That "I don't think we're
in Kansas anymore, Toto" feeling. Where am I? My wife will never believe
What we need is the governement - federal, AZ will never do it! - to make
very very small GPS devices for them to guide them back to their home and
family. It should use a pointer on a screen to show which way to fly -
different fly species probably don't understand each other's language.
I'm not sure how to program them with their home location - perhaps they
could be hand-delivered to each fly and the location entered then.
What we need to do is start up a web site to get this on the ballot in
November or else crowd-source an organization to take care of this
without the government's help. (The Tea Party and perhaps GOP will
probably vote against it. No compassion.) I suspect the flies themselves
won't contribute much help - likely many of them don't get on the net
You know it's time to clean the refrigerator
when something closes the door from the inside.
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