I see the Romanians have taken Gold, Silver and Bronze..............and copper and lead, and any other metal they can get their thieving hands on!!
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The Sailing results are in.
GB took the Gold, USA took the Silver, Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth.
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I see the Aussies aren't doing very well in the Olympics, but then if they could run, they wouldn't have been Australians in the first place.
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My mate asked me: "What is the shortest race in the Olympics?"
After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with an answer: "Chinese," I replied
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Of course Team GB ladies won the rowing... it's the same basic movement as ironing!
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