OT Olympic jokes

Aug 08, 2012 1 Replies

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I see the Romanians have taken Gold, Silver and Bronze..............and copper and lead, and any other metal they can get their thieving hands on!!

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The Sailing results are in.

GB took the Gold, USA took the Silver, Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth.

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I see the Aussies aren't doing very well in the Olympics, but then if they could run, they wouldn't have been Australians in the first place.

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My mate asked me: "What is the shortest race in the Olympics?"

After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with an answer: "Chinese," I replied

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Of course Team GB ladies won the rowing... it's the same basic movement as ironing!

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opper and lead, and any other metal they can get their thieving hands on!! =

----------------------------------- The Sailing results are in. GB took the= Gold, USA took the Silver, Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth= . ----------------------------------------------------- I see the Aussies a= ren't doing very well in the Olympics, but then if they could run, they wou= ldn't have been Australians in the first place. ---------------------------=

-------------------------------------- My mate asked me: "What is the short= est race in the Olympics?" After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with= an answer: "Chinese," I replied ------------------------------------------=

-------------- Of course Team GB ladies won the rowing... it's the same bas= ic movement as ironing! ---------------------------------------------------=

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You better not attend Harry, they will arrest you for racist jokes like the= se.