Malformed still hasn't said anything that isn't a lie. Can't.
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OT: Murphy's Law?
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you wouldn't know IKWYABWAI even if it stopped biting your ass
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A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked krwless, "Got any ID?" krwless replied, "Bout whut?"
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife, krwless, "I won the... prize for the Best toast of The night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" krwless said.
The next day, krwless ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, krwless."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".