Everyone is watching the finals to see whether the LA Kings or the NY
Rangers will take home the Stanley Cup.
Pardon me if I disillusion everyone in here, but this is really a
contest between Canadians. The LA Kings have 15 Canadians on their
roster and the NY Rangers have 12 Canadians on their roster. So,
whomever wins, it'll be a Canadian hoisting the Stanley Cup overhead and
kissing it all over as he skates around the arena at the end of the
Hockey is kinda like football. In football, the team with the most
negros tends to win. In Hockey, it's the team with the most Canadians.