OT: How to please the wife:

HeyBub · 2013-01-14T12:52:45+00:00

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, Firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire."Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home when my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said. 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and saw she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes!She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did. Then she said, 'Do whatever you want.'"So, here I am.

Jan 14, 2013 27 Replies

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Doug 13 years ago

33s sound nice but you got one woman trained for 46 years to please you... might want to give this more thought before exercising your option. Good luck whichever you decide and more so if you exercise your option .

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The Daring Dufas 13 years ago

That's why regular maintenance is requires to keep then in good working condition. ?

TDD

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whisky.dave 13 years ago

You could do a jimmy savelie and go for six 11's ;-)

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The Daring Dufas 13 years ago

I heard Jimmy is doing 666 now. ?

TDD

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Stormin Mormon 13 years ago

I hope your life is not like the Star Trek episode where Harry Mudd went to live on the planet where they were duplicating humans. "Mudd's Women"?

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I've been married for 46 years, but this is an option year for me. She is 66 now and I'm trying to decide if I should keep her, or trade her for two 33's or three 22's.

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