Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days
before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting
there with a tent set up, Firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into
letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in
my chair at home when my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my
eyes and said. 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and saw she was wearing
a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room
had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs and
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did. Then she said, 'Do
whatever you want.'"
So, here I am.