OT: How to please the wife:

Jan 14, 2013 27 Replies
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Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.



Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.



Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, Firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.



"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"



"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home when my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said. 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and saw she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes!



She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did. Then she said, 'Do whatever you want.'"



So, here I am.


LOL... I like it. In truth, I just say "yes" to my wife. It saves a lot of grief if you know what I mean.

Doug wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:

Yes, I'll bet you do.

Is "yes" still the answer even if she wants to do or wants you to do something really stupid?

If your answer is "yes" (yet again)....sounds like the recipe for disaster.

My divorce will be final soon:) My first wife was a over spender: ( peaked out in 70 grand of credit card debt, I did try to stop her but didnt say no enough...

she was so nice before marriage, everything i wanted. it all changed once we got married:(

she admitted later I bagged you and tagged you. reference to hunting for deer. she admitted i found out what you wanted and gave you exactly that..........

I will never get married again!!!!!!!!!!!

Should have paid for what you wanted at the time rather than the long term buy now pay later ;-)

I know a guy who made a lot of money in the bar business who said he doesn't get married anymore, he just finds a woman he can't stand and buys her a house. ^_^

TDD

Exactly ! Just find a woman you hate and give her half your stuff.

To answer briefly, not in that case. It rarely happens with her so I wasn't addressing that situation earlier.

Doug wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:

Cuz, she's probably right......LOL

Marriage can be a situation that creates & maintains wealth....

however, divorce is typically an event that destroys wealth. :(

How does the saying.... you ??? & you take your chances.

Or maybe marry in your future and think prenup if you have enough (unprotected) assets ??

Once you've made the plunge, it's cheaper to keep her (42 years).

I'd suggest checking her mother. Apples, trees, and all that.

You pays your money...............

PERSONALITY is far more important than appearance!

I've been married for 46 years, but this is an option year for me. She is 66 now and I'm trying to decide if I should keep her, or trade her for two 33's or three 22's.

There are far more important aspects than that. She's going to get old (one hopes). The question: is she going to be an old hag?

If that happens, there is a good chance you'll die. You may or may not be wearing a smile at the time, though.

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