New House

[Moldy Cheese]

Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away?

[Jim]

The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim

[Moldy Cheese]

I'm allergic to cat hair...

[Dean Hoffman]

Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it.

[Moldy Cheese]

Where can I buy this green cheese? Hopefully it isn't too expensive.

[Tony Hwang]

Hi, It'll be condemned due to mold growth. Lost cause.

[hibb]

Use Head Cheese. Might take a while, tho.

[Nate Nagel]

Sure, just visit any cookie-cutter McMansion community. "Poop and fail" is another popular option for building materials.

nate

(likes my old cinder blocks and harder-than-nails 60 year old lumber)

[Dean Hoffman]

From the Moonies. I hear the shipping costs are a bit high.

[mm]

That's not true. With a telescope you can see all the "pock marks" where the mice have been eating.

Green mice, I think.

[Stormin Mormon]

Oh, that's how they do it in Wisconsin. They have lots of cats.

[EXT]

My cat likes cheese.

[Harry L]

Cats do eat cheese.

[Moldy Cheese]

I would eat the mold.

[Moldy Cheese]

Money is no problem, I'll pay whatever it takes to get the cheese.

[Red Green]

Dean Hoffman wrote in news:hir58a$lf2$1 @speranza.aioe.org:

You've never seen moom mice? Your dealer is ripping you off.

[Red Green]

Harry L wrote in news: [e-mail]:

Do Swiss cats only eat Swiss cheese?

[Stormin Mormon]

I'd hate to think what barn cats eat.

[Harry L]

Manx cats eat male corpses (ex-men) :-)

[Red Green]

Harry L wrote in news: [e-mail]:

Uhhh, that was kinda weak Harry...;-)