Is it possible to build a house out of cheese? And if it is, how would you keep the mice away?
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Jan 16, 2010
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The moon is made of cheeze...so absolutely...just get a cat... Jim
I'm allergic to cat hair...
Then the only solution is to use the same green cheese used for the moon. You'll notice mice don't seem to be a problem for it.
Where can I buy this green cheese? Hopefully it isn't too expensive.
Hi, It'll be condemned due to mold growth. Lost cause.
Use Head Cheese. Might take a while, tho.
Sure, just visit any cookie-cutter McMansion community. "Poop and fail" is another popular option for building materials.
nate
(likes my old cinder blocks and harder-than-nails 60 year old lumber)
From the Moonies. I hear the shipping costs are a bit high.
That's not true. With a telescope you can see all the "pock marks" where the mice have been eating.
Green mice, I think.
Oh, that's how they do it in Wisconsin. They have lots of cats.
My cat likes cheese.
Cats do eat cheese.
I would eat the mold.
Money is no problem, I'll pay whatever it takes to get the cheese.
Dean Hoffman wrote in news:hir58a$lf2$1 @speranza.aioe.org:
You've never seen moom mice? Your dealer is ripping you off.
Harry L wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:
Do Swiss cats only eat Swiss cheese?
I'd hate to think what barn cats eat.
Manx cats eat male corpses (ex-men) :-)
Harry L wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:
Uhhh, that was kinda weak Harry...;-)
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