There are two types of hoverboards.
The two-wheeled variety are typically used by lazy kids.
When the lazy kids grow up, they graduate to the 18-wheelers you see at walmart hauling around obese shoppers.
Being a glutton and a sloth has it's rewards.
For example, I was just at Disney World and noticed that fat people
on obesecycles don't have to wait as long to get on a ride. In fact,
they seem to get preferential treatment.
Is this what they call the Disney FatPass+?
It's a new device invented by the medical profession to ensure a
continued revenue stream. Presumably somewhere, sometime a person has
gotten further than the myriad youtube fail videos. Think Seque with
nothing to hold onto.
I believe that about the medical community.
1.(in music and film) move without interruption from one song, melody,
or scene to another:
"allowing one song to segue into the next"
1.an uninterrupted transition from one piece of music or film scene to
Okay, okay, Segway to you sir! Anyway users of the device commonly
referred to as a hoverboard tend to seque from standing to lying on the
ground moaning. Ignore the clauses in the definition of seque that talk
about a smooth transition. Ain't nothing smooth about it.
On Sat, 2 Jan 2016 14:12:48 -0000 (UTC), Mark Bannon
That sounds great but it still doesn't stop them from looking. It only
means they can't use the information in court.
They still can use the information to "get lucky" in a traffic stop or
know where to look to find legal probable cause from a place where you
don't have the expectation of privacy.
Creates a catch 22. Going the speed limit is less than the normal speed
of traffic. Going the normal speed of traffic is speeding. Perfect when
combined with the war on some drugs and civil asset forfeiture.
[Did you really think we want those laws observed?" said Dr. Ferris.
"We want them to be broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not
a bunch of boy scouts you're up against... We're after power and we
mean it... There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any
government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well,
when there aren't enough criminals one makes them. One declares
so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men
to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding
citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind
of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or objectively
interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then
you cash in on guilt. Now that's the system, Mr. Reardon, that's
the game, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to
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