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Please stay tuned for select Home Repair advice, courtesy of Matthew R.
Gypsy and Lawrence Hobo.
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Are you tired of doing home repairs? If you answered YES to this
question, we have a solution for you. Sell or demolish your home and buy
Tents are the ultimate solution to putting an end to home repairs
forever. Tents seldom require repairs, and when they do, you simply
Stop wasting your life being a slave to some house, when you can set up
a tent in a half hour or less, and move whenever you want without weeks
of preparation and hard labor. Just take your tent down, put it in your
trunk and move a few blocks or a thousand miles. You can even move to
another planet and still have your tent ready to move into in minutes.
Your tent goes with you and you never have to deal with Realtors or
building inspectors. Never again will your toilet overflow, or your
electrical panel overload.
Tents come in all sizes, shapes and materials. Pick the one that suits
your family needs and your pocketbook. Set it up, and you're home, in
only an hour's time or less. It couldn't be easier....
We hope this posting sets you free from burdensome house chores and
endless costly repairs. Buy a tent, and feel the freedom from home
Thanks for watching this posting.
Our next posting is scheduled to reappear the next time your calendar
reads February 29th. The topic will NOT be revealed until that date,
unless we experience a leak in our infastructure, or our data becomes
entangled in the web of life.
Matthew R. Gypsy and Lawrence Hobo