A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor
of a LS460 when he spotted a well known cardiologist in his workshop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come
and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doctor, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out,
repaired or replaced anything damaged,
and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.
So how is it that I make $30,000 a year and you make $500,000
when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic.....
"Try doing it with the engine running."