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I want a solid gold toilet seat
Nov 29, 2008
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I want a solid gold toilet seat. The entire seat must be reeal gold, not just a gold plateing. Even the hingers must be pure gold. My ass is very impotent and derserves the best. Money is no obgict. I just want the best for my ass. Where can I get one?
Western Man
On Sat 29 Nov 2008 10:27:44a, told us...
If your ass is impotent, a gold toilet seat isn?t going to fix it.
Appears your brain is as 'impotent' as your ass.
How would you attach it to your butt?
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I know where you can get one but they take great pride in their seats. You must prove to them your ass is worthy. You need to send them a certificate of authenticity that your ass has been gold plated along with a picture.
Taping a bunch of gold coints to your ass does not qualify.
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