I want a solid gold toilet seat. The entire seat must be reeal gold,
not just a gold plateing. Even the hingers must be pure gold. My ass
is very impotent and derserves the best. Money is no obgict. I just
want the best for my ass. Where can I get one?
firstname.lastname@example.org wrote in news:3gu2j4p721us58l33rns8ed7s075ueueq5@
I know where you can get one but they take great pride in their seats. You
must prove to them your ass is worthy. You need to send them a certificate
of authenticity that your ass has been gold plated along with a picture.
Taping a bunch of gold coints to your ass does not qualify.
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