How to unthaw garden hose

call the fire department they are hose specialists. Or pour gasoline in it and light it. Or buy 3

I doubt if anyone will fall for this one.

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cram the hose up your ass. that should thaw it.

randy

Hi, Just minute, unthaw means freeze? Tony

So put it in the freezer until it shows signs of unthawing?

TTYL, James.

Un-Oh, It must be Ice-Nine. Do NOT hook it up to the tap, or the=20

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Uh-Oh, it might be Ice-Nine. Whatever you do, don't hook it to the faucet and turn it on, or the world's entire water supply will freeze solid!

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So you want to re-freeze it? In your attempt to act stupid to make yourself look clever, you proved yourself the former, not the latter.

You thaw a garden hose by warming it. You unthaw it by putting it in the freezer.

Not if it is my wife it won't.

Harry K

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You are beyond blond jokes!

She's just a sweet thang looking to blow a hose!

Sherlock Holmes called to investigate: a skelton in a bathtub, shower water still running. Tells Watson there was no foul play, it was a female, then tells him it was a blonde. "How can you tell?" asks Watson.

"Elementary...that bottle in her hands...shampoo...she starved to death in a panic over the instructions."

"The instructions?"

"Wash, rinse, repeat."