Pop in a Barney tape, and play at full volume. Point the speakers out
the window. This has an immediate calming effect on the T-rex.
Failing that, you can spray Liquid Valium on your house, and that will
sedate the big sharp tooth dino. Then, you can call the Humane Society
and see if you can borrow a Hav A Hart Trap for a couple days.
Christopher A. Young
You can\'t shout down a troll.
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