I own a home building company. My company was just contacted to build a house for a gay couple. Normally the "gay" part would be meaningless as far as my job. The problem occurs because this couple said they want a "gay house", and want it equipped with all the "gay accessories".
Ummmmmm, what the "F" is all of this? I thought gays lived in the same kind of houses as normal people. And what are these accessories and what are they used for?
Aside from pink siding, I can't imagine what else to do to the house to make it look gay. other than putting a c*ck weather vane on the house, and I dont mean a rooster.