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2 years ago
How to be lazy at christmas - the tree lifter
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2 years ago
Why do you never learn to put something descriptive on your messages before a huge long link to a vaguely described item? Brian
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2 years ago
Because I keep forgetting you're in here. Sorry, it's a huge platform where you can assemble your christmas tree and surrounding artifacts, then when xmas is over, you operate the electrical mechanism which hoists it all into the attic through a large hole in the ceiling.
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2 years ago
It had lights already on it, depriving you of the pleasure of decorating it each year.
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2 years ago
You have a point, a lot of the fun is assembling things, and making it different to last year. As a kid I liked to repair old light strings. I fascinated my mother by finding which bulb had blown (they didn't have shorting links inside) in a string of 40 lights by running a voltage detector pen along the wire.
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2 years ago
Putting lights on a tree is incredibly tedious, they never look right. Our tree is pre-lit, via a single LED lamp.
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2 years ago
You are not entering the spirit of christmas. What's the point in decorations if you haven't put them there yourself?
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2 years ago
At the beginning of the season, I look at pictures of last year's lights to make sure I don't do it that way.
I would do that too.
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2 years ago
In the fall, I see ads for companies that put Christmas lights up for you. I intend to never use such a service. If I can't put my lights up I won't have any.
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2 years ago
Genius!
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2 years ago
So who cleans all of the dust etc that gets on the tree in the attic?
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2 years ago
How hard can it be to put up lights?!
I've just fitted a string off 100 lights to a glass cabinet. I had the sense to measure things and work out how far they'd reach to get it all symmetrical.
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2 years ago
That's like paying someone to shave your face.
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2 years ago
Why would your attic generate dust? There's nothing happening up there.
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2 years ago
Why would your attic generate dust? There's nothing happening up there.
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2 years ago
Just because attics aren't perfect seals like a can of beans or unopened jar of pickles. Farming methods are a lot better than a half century ago but we still have dust blowing at times here in Nebraska. Won't a good wind produce pressure on one side with a vacuum on the other? I picture it a bit like going around an enclosed semi truck trailer.
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2 years ago
So you have holes in your attic.
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2 years ago
Aren't most/all attics vented?
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2 years ago
Yeah, builders think they'll be less damp by letting outside damp air in.