How do I fix a leaking toilet?

[animecyberrat]

Seriously I would need to know how to fix a toilet that was cracked due to some idiots placing an water proof fire cracker in the toilet and exploding the base of it. Would there be an easy way to fix this or do I have to replace the entire toilet all together.

Ok so if you thought I was serious you fell for it

Goto

to find out.

Toilets, Ha what a sucker!

I have been accused of spamming before today I never tried it but it sure is fun

googlebot sucks because he doesn't work for

Also check out

Although still not as good as

Just go there because I said so ok. Nuff Said.

[Greg]

If the porcelain is cracked, then replace the toilet.

[animecyberrat]

Yeah that is what we did but you missed the point of the post.

[Greg]

OK then, don't replace the toilet.

[David Martel]

anime,

No you can not fix the porcelain reliably. You'll need to replace both the toilet and your friend. Thanks for the ads but I won't go to your site.

Dave M.

[unclemon]

You'll have to replace the toilet. As for the idiot who placed the water proof fire cracker in your toilet, I suggest you tie him to a post, pull his pants down, lubricate a water proof fire cracker, shove it up his ass, light the fuse and have a video camera on hand then post the video on YouTube.

[8~{} Uncle Monster

[Jeff Wisnia]

Then why did you ask "do I" if it was done already, fella?

No, there was no "easy way" to fix it, and probably no "hard way" which could work successfully without costing over a hundred times more than a new toilet does.

When you break a drinking glass, do you try and fix it, or just replace it?

Jeff

[Jeff Wisnia]

My aunt Maude was right when she taold me, "Jeff, for a bright kid you do stupid pretty good sometimes."

Congrats animecyberrat, I like to think I don't get conned too often but this was one of those days when I should have stayed in bed.

When I left to drive to work today I found out that someone had broken into my car and swiped my cell phone, charger and the "toll change" from the armrest, leving it open so I noticed immediately. Then the handset cord on my office phone parted company with one of it's plugs (olde age), and now I fall for something so obvious in a newsgroup post.

All anoying trivialities compared to what those poor bastards buried in that coal mine and their families are going through. Thinking of them sort of puts things in proper perspective, doesn't it?

Jeff

[Al Bundy]

Greg wrote in news: [e-mail]:

LOL...logical though.

[Al Bundy]

animecyberrat wrote in news: [e-mail]:

If he missed the point then so did I and others as well it appears.

Question was: I would need to know how to fix a toilet that was cracked Answer: replace the toilet. Question: Would there be an easy way to fix this Answer: replace the toilet.

[Grandpa]

That's the first part, what you (and others) missed was the freaking

2000 lines of a spamming link to his site. Unfortunately for him, most of us just ignored it as it was down the screen.

[unclemon]

We all purposely ignored it.

[8~{} Uncle Monster