I knew this was going to be another year when there were hundreds of
stupid costumed children ringing my doorbell on Oct. 31. This year
the doorbell has not rang. What I did was remove the wires from the
bell. Then I took those wires and connected them to the wires that
feed one of the burners on my electric range. Outside, I placed a
strip of tinfoil over the doorbell button, and connected it to the
wiring behind the button. I made sure the concrete porch was soaking
wet. This way, I was able to adjust the charge the children received
by adjusting the burner temperature control on my range. For smaller
children, I used the low setting, for larger or obese children I
cranked it up to high.
This was my best trick ever. I now have 172 dead children on my front
porch, and more are coming.......
Trick or Treat......
No treat, just the TRICK !!!!
Happy Halloween from the Vampire of Death.