Getting rid of Trick or Treaters - Permanently

[olddog]

Now if I could just figure out away to do that with the telephone.

Olddog

[Dick Keats]

Well aren't you just a real prince. Who treated you like that when you were a kid?

[Tony Hwang]

You must be very PROUD. The words idiotic moron comes to mind.

[olddog]

You can take that stick out of your ass now. It was a joke moron!

[Vampire-of-Death]

I knew this was going to be another year when there were hundreds of stupid costumed children ringing my doorbell on Oct. 31. This year the doorbell has not rang. What I did was remove the wires from the bell. Then I took those wires and connected them to the wires that feed one of the burners on my electric range. Outside, I placed a strip of tinfoil over the doorbell button, and connected it to the wiring behind the button. I made sure the concrete porch was soaking wet. This way, I was able to adjust the charge the children received by adjusting the burner temperature control on my range. For smaller children, I used the low setting, for larger or obese children I cranked it up to high.

This was my best trick ever. I now have 172 dead children on my front porch, and more are coming.......

Trick or Treat......

No treat, just the TRICK !!!!

[Me]

[e-mail] wrote in news: [e-mail]:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ROTFLMAO soooooo funny!!

[Harry L]

connected to the caller ID unit, so it activates when "Unknown Number" is shown. Now, nearly everyone has caller ID available and most of the exceptions are telemarketers.

[Stormin Mormon]

Remove fishhook from your mouth, Tony.

[Jmmv08]

I think it is not funny. It is not a good joke either. Posted from the Free Home Improvement Forum at