Your fancy car just blew an engine, and you cant drive it anymore.
You have no money for the repair.
Here is how to get it fixed FREE.
1. Find a really stupid mechanic.
2. Trade your non-running car with him for 2 motorcycles.
3. Now trade him one of those motorcycles to replace the engine in your
4. Ride the other motorcycle while he's repairing the car.
5. After the car is repaired, take the mechanic to a bar and get him
drunk for his efforts.
6. While he's drunk, trade him your other motorcycle for your *now
Total cost: How ever much you spent on booze and put on your bar tab!
[with any luck, you can pay off your bar tab by giving the bartender
your motorcycle helmet]. :)