Let's think this through.....go to the landscaper and offer to buy a portapottie for him? Or suggest that he counsel his crew not to poop in the yard? MAYBE, if I saw it happen more than once, I'd call the boss anonymously :o) Good grief....leave the poop complaints for old ladies and/or animal control :o)
Hmm. Did you consider simply shooting both of the miscreants?
"nestork" wrote
Ahhh...Rule #1 here: People who post here don't want solutions; they want to bitch and moan about things. Yours is an elegant solution. Thank you for that.
"Oren" wrote
Because sometimes paying a few $$ is the expedient thing to do. You must have a LOT of stress in your life, Oren, based on all the bitching and moaning you do here. Time to chill out and find solutions instead of complaining all the time.
"Frank" wrote
Indecent? Some of those Mexicans are VERY well-hung.
"Stormin Mormon" wrote
AMEN! Especially if they're Mexican. Mexicans are some of the most generous people on earth.
That's why they call them Mexcrements. You should have shot the dirty wetback.
Golly, no. Why didn't I think of that?
I'm not saying I would buy the toilet, but my previous post was to say why one would do it. Responses like that have a much higher chance of working.
This is the nicest thing you've said for a long time, but then you ruined it with the other post I just replied to.
Well, never having been Hispanic, yard crew, worked for a foreman, or any of the other qualifiers, I can be ignorant.
I'm pleased that was a typical SM remark, be a real shame if I was someone else.
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A typical SM remark.
Why coudln't you figure that out?
Sorry about that. I'll try to do better. (Typical SM apology.)
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This is the nicest thing you've said for a long time, but then you ruined it with the other post I just replied to.
I'm told that in some parts of Arizona and New Mexico, "He needed killin' " is a legitimate defense in court.
How about rock salt for the first offense?
That's what comes from hiring cheap help. I'm sure the HOA will be more than happy to make a new rule about this, since that's what they do.
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The nutcase on our condo board passed a rule that dogs had to be taken off the property to urinate/defecate....she worked during the day, so obviously did not know that everyone in the neighborhood who walked their dog was likely to "drop by" our property. Everyone in the 'hood carried a little bag and dropped fido's donation in a dumpster. Later on, the guy who bought the condo above said board member became ill so that he couldn't walk his dog for a while....let it go on his balcony and then apparently tossed a bucket of water out to wash it down. I think his actions were entirely appropriate, given behavior of the condo commando below.
Your condo association is a dictatorship? I've never run across that before.
One psychopath hungry for control, owner of several units chronically delinquent in paying fees....between the two they had total control. Nasty biz, and I don't live there any more.
Delinquents get a vote. They have >50% of the properties? I've seen bad situations but never a dictatorship.
It has since become illegal for folks to be on condo board if delinqent in assessments. The owners who CARED were outnumbered; couple of elderly owners who were perfectly willing to write checks but did nothing else. The guy who was delinquent (now deceased) owned 3 units, a million$ sailboat and a home in the Bahamas.
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And then we went through the "flipper" phase where owners were not about to put any money into a condo for long-term benefit.
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