I heard that on the radio, the wild dogs killed the boy. He survived the
============================U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!
08/19/08 | Unknown
I got this funny story in a chain mail:
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her
inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on
the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the
biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the biker says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and
brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I
just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."
The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have
this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what
political affiliation do you have?'"
The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine, and I'm a Republican."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!
Christopher A. Young
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I've always thought that the modern world should be as dangerous as
possible. None of this namby-pamby safety crap. Let the stupid die,
then adults who fail to protect their children and keep them safe would
pay the price by losing them to the Grim Reaper. Dead stupid people
don't reproduce. I read a heartbreaking story about a woman who put her
two year old son on a guard rail at a zoo and the child slipped, falling
into a pack of African painted dogs. It's not sure if the fall killed
the child or the pack of dogs that descended upon the kid. The mother
of the unfortunate child did something extremely stupid and it has not
been determined if ant criminal charges will be brought against her yet.
I get very angry when I hear of children being hurt or killed due to the
stupidity of adults. O_o