Cut down or cut up the tree

[blonder.by.the.minute]

This makes no sense. A friend said he chopped down a tree in his yard. Then he said he chopped up the tree.

Wait a minute. You CAN chop a tree down, but you CAN NOT chop a tree up. No matter how hard you chop, a tree will never go back up.

What an idiot.

Blonder

"Blondes always have more fun"

[jriegle]

I've seen the dog leave a dump in the yard but have never seen him take one.

[Martik]

Maybe he chopped it up after he chopped it down OR maybe it chopped all the limbs from the bottom moving his way UP the tree. Makes sense to me.

[Stormin Mormon]

Well, do you go out in the woods to leave a leak or take a leak?