Carpenter or Computer Operator?

I have no problem finding work, it finds me. My problem is getting out of bed because I'm worn out. I got in last night after 9:00PM from an emergency call for an IVR system at a pharmacy 50 miles away. At 9:00 AM this morning my buddy woke me from a deep sleep with another service call. Get this, I can't hold a regular job because of health problems that can keep me from being able to work. If someone handed me a welfare or disability check, I'd spit in it, wad it up and throw it in their face. Whenever I hear some lazy gimme say he can't find a job, I want to punch his lights out. There is always work that needs to be done somewhere, sometime. Just what the hell is this retirement thing?

TDD

Dehydrated construction crew? Remember Marvin The Martian sending his dehydrated monsters after Bugs Bunny? One drop of water on a monster pill and POOF! A full sized Malevolent Martian Monster, an MMM I suppose.

TDD

Supposing we get EMP bombed. A farmer with a donkey is worth more than a programmer who knows three languages. The farmer's ass continues to be useful. The computer programmer might get a job sitting on his donkey all day.