Cadet Bone Spur's Memorial Day Message

[Marilyn Manson]

So eloquent.

"...tomorrow people start driving in the biggest automobile days of the year."

WTF?

It's refreshing to see that it's no longer about him. I believe that he is making progress.

From the desk of Donald J Trump

With Memorial Day Weekend coming up, tomorrow people start driving in the biggest automobile days of the year. I?m sorry to say the gasoline prices that you will be confronted with are far higher than they were just a short number of months ago where we had gasoline under $2 a gallon. Remember as you?re watching the meter tick, and your dollars pile up, how great of a job Donald Trump did as President. Soon Russia and the Middle East will be making a fortune on oil, and you will be saying how good it was to have me as your President. Wasn?t it great to be energy independent, but we are energy independent no more. Shame, shame, shame. Other than that, have a great Memorial Day Weekend!

[Ed Pawlowski]

Ah, that gives the true meaning of Memorial Day. The Gold Star mothers want cheap gas over everything else.

[micky]

You make a good point, but the rest of his post is so warm and loving. I wish my uncle had been so loving as Uncle Stumpie.

And I like his orange hair. It reminds me of the hair on my dashboard troll doll. He's loving too.