Well, this group *is* alt.home.REPAIR, and our family would like to repair some problems that arise from sensitive sleepers living in a small home.
Are there any microwave ovens that do not beep, honk, clang, or otherwise make noises? I located a small-appliance repairman who said the removal of sound-making electronics from appliances--microwave more than any other--actually comprised the largest part of his business. But since the microwave we needed to have "de-belled" was old, we decided not to go through with the surgery!
So if anyone here knows of any totally silent microwaves, I'd appreciate hearing about them here. THanks.