Emboldened by my vast, bold previous experiences, I embarked upon
another journey into the dark mysterious world of toilets.
When I pulled out the old toilet and saw this, I knew that I wasn't
meant to explore beyond my own tiny pond of a universe:
Although I was filled with dread, I threw caution to the winds and
placed the new toilet upon the resting place.
Alas, my heart sunk when I felt the toilet rocking back and forth. I
I looked at the bottom of the new toilet:
I measured the interior depth. About 1/2". Then I measured the old
toilet clearance: About 7/8". Oops.
How would Joe the Plumber resolve this? Umm, like tonight. Or better
yet, right now.