You forgot the step where you bitch slap them in the back of the head after you've asked them to do something two times. My old man was like that, so most things took only one correction. Sometimes two, but that was all you got.
Smack! Or he'd thump you with his middle finger on the top of your head really hard when you weren't looking. Made one at least stop and think a bit before proceeding.
Yes, it was child abuse, but I didn't turn out like these little turds today.
Steve