AAADD

Dec 06, 2010 1 Replies

Ok, this ain't exactly my situation but it's similar to why I don't get as much done as I feel I should. (Reposted from another group)


Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!



Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Age Associated Attention Deficit Disorder.



This is how it manifests:



I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.



As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.



I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.



So I decide to put the bills back on the table & take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.



I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.



I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.



The Pepsi is getting warm. I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,



a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye. They need water. I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.


I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote someone had left it on the kitchen table.



I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs..



But first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers. Quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.



At the end of the day: The car isn't washed the bills aren't paid there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses,



and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.


Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired.



I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e- mail.....



Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!



Country wrote the following:

That is exactly how my days go, except I drink Coke.

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