I can picture his company ' equipment inspection report' form, the one he designed to encapsulate all his knowledge :
( Check one )
1 ) Unit was running | |
2 ) Unit was not running | |
3 ) Could not find unit | * |
4 ) Could not find building | |
5 ) Car would not start | |
6 ) Couldn't afford gas to go to job site | |
7 ) Could not learn even when content was taught repeatedly | |
8 ) Could not find ass with both hands and a flashlight. | |
9) Could not pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. [ ]
10) Hooked red hose to large line, blue hose to big line. Gage readings: [Run and go catch the blue gage] [red gage reads zero]
11) Unit threw sparks [ ]
12) Unit made that funny hissing noise again [ ]
13) Drive belt inspected while unit running [ ]
14) Condensor cleaned with snow brush [ ]
15) Checked for power with screw driver [ ]
16) Can't find old filters, leave new filters stacked on top of unit [ ]
17) Give Book of Mormon to store personnel [ ]
18) Send Mormon missionaries [ ]
19) Leave religious tracts [ ]