So here I am in eastern Tennessee. In theory at least it is the dead of winter. The problem is that the daffodils are now 4" high, the hyacinths threaten to break through the mulch, and the crocus is doing the same. The forsythia is blooming, as are some of the creeping phlox and periwinkle.
There is no climate change -- the Great Orange God has told us that it is just a Chinese hoax. Will somebody please tell the plants?