In the States, there is a kind of person called a Snow Boarder, usually
annoying to real skiers. Probably Earth Boarding is some new X-game,
although how he's going to fit just one Earth Boarder around his garden is
beyond me. Maybe he's the guy that's been putting skeletons in everyone's
email@example.com (MLEBLANCA) wrote in
I have to confess, I don't know much about Boarders, but yours really
sounds more like a Perennial Boarder. But the only example I can think
of is something called a "Kato Kaelin".
In a sort of related story, I had a neighbor claim that one night after
mowing his lawn, he saw a rabbit or something hanging around. (No it was
NOT THE EASTER BUNNY). The next morning it was gone, but he did find two
small, neatly piled "deposits" left behind. Moral: don't charge rabbits
rent (except National Rabbit Manure Association members) .
We have those in the UK. There's another kind of boarder, who is a
sort of lodger. They live in your house in exchange for money. We had an
American boarder once and she was hell.
An earth-boarder would probably be very kind and motherly towards your
little children (unlike ours, who would scoff the food from their plates
whenever my back was turned).
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