Ancient dungeons found under my garden

[Ted Harvard]

Should I enter or run away ?

There could be treasures inside or dangerous monsters ...

[pixi]

Call in the archaeologists. Do not disturb ancient ruins.

[Salty Thumb]

rest [e-mail] (Ted Harvard) wrote in news: [e-mail]:

If the dungeon is actually under your garden, then you should enter. If the entrance is actually a portal to another dimension, then you should run away.

Regardless, if you decide enter, make sure you bring your longsword +1/+5 vs. giant chipmunks, available at Tru-valor Home and Dungeon (hurry on sale this week only 500 gold pieces).

If you see a flesh-eating rutabaga root, don't be a hero, run away.

[Zemedelec]

Or it could be a mushroom farm. zemedelec

[Ka30P]

Watch for Dementors and Death Eaters and He Who Must Not Be Named...

kathy :-) algae primer

[nina]

[John McGaw]

Possibly an alternate entrance to the colossal cave? Enter. Be sure to catch the bird and remember that the word is "xyzzy".

[Paulo]

How about a subway line ?....THis can be your private station?

[madgardener]

If upon entering the dungeon you encounter large gelatinous cubes with garden tools imbedded inside them, FLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! madgardener (who had a little help with this from her son, St.Dharma who resides upstairs in the attic computer loft, writing lengthy phrases with others of his kindred)

[Suzie-Q]

Go for it. Make sure you let us know what you find.

[The Watcher]

Enter only lighted areas. If you go into a dark area you may be eaten by a grue. ;)

['enry VIII]

Yes, if you manage to survive the experience, by all means let us know what you find or what found you! ;-0

'enry VIII

[Alice B]

And what was that you said you have been smoking?

[Antipodean Bucket Farmer]

I suggest avoiding it. There is annoying troll living down there. Your time would be better spent in the garden.

[Gardñ]

rest [e-mail] (Ted Harvard) in news:f89143b2.0406190158.752e0240 @posting.google.com:

over the last few years, i've been seeing numerous reports similar to yours. at this rate, gopher civilization will soon surpass ours.