As if anyone would dare to impersonate me, I have no time for those who try to amuse us with their awful impressions. I am a natutral mimic and do an excellent Groucho Marx and Elton John. Who is best? Marx or John, my busy social life demands my services in humorland. It's hardly surprising, I'm the funniest man you're ever likely to meet. Sometimes I lie awake at night fretting that there will be some people I'll never meet in my lifetime, and due to this, they will experience an inadequate and frankly sad lifestyle.
Mr F. Bentos