So I finally did it. Been putting off replacing my old top-loader for months, but when I saw an open box Electrolux front load pair marked down at the local big box store, I figured it was now or never. Saved a chunk of change off the regular price and the scratch and dent guy walked me through exactly what was wrong, wich was basicly a dent on the side of the dryer nobody will ever see once it's tucked in the laundry closet. The store let me plug both in before loading them up, and I made sure the washer drum spun freely with no water sloshing around inside. Ran the first wash cycle last night and honestly I forgot how quiet a machine is supposed to be. The old one used to sound like a helicopter taking off.
Two tips if anyone's eyeing open box stuff. Ask for the full return window in writing, since some clearance tags say final sale even when it isn't. And check the manufacture date on the sticker inside the door, mine was only a few months old so the warranty is basically intact.