Smidgens to tads: Conversion chart.

[Norman D. Crow]

I'm REALLY confused. I always thought RCH was "Royal . . . .".

[NoOne N Particular]

That would be a blonde C-hair?

Black - .005" Brown - .0045" Blond - .004" (Blonde is .0045") Auburn - .0035" Red - .003"

Wayne

[John]

The smallest measurement I've used is a "Fairy Fart" A "Prayer" is also pretty small. Aussie conversion "C-Hair" = "Mickey Whisker" My Dad always said" A problems halved when you realise that it's only short on one end" John

[Wood Butcher]

No tads and smidgens here but some of these may be interesting if not useful.

Art

Science & Engineering Conversion Chart

1,000,000 Microphones = 1 Phone 1,000,000 bicycles = 2 megacycles 500 millinaries = 1 seminary 2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 10 cards = 1 decacards 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn 0.000001 fish = 1 microfiche 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 1,000,000,000,000 pins = 1 terrapin 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 picolos = 1 gigolo 10 rations = 1 decoration 100 rations = 1 C-ration 10 millipedes = 1 centipede 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent 5 holocausts = 1 Pentacost 10 monologs = 5 dialogues 5 dialogues = 1 decalogue 2 monograms = 1 diagram 8 nickels = 2 paradigms 2 snake eyes = 1 paradise 2 wharves = 1 paradox Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 1 Millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie soda = 1 lite year Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 1000 aches = 1 kilohurtz 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

[Larry Jaques]

On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 15:46:21 -0500, "Norman D. Crow" calmly ranted:

I very, very seldom miss a joke, Nahmie, but that one went right past me.

Update: As I write this, I think I got it. Little Tim and the Twins resembled said chicken parts.

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[Norman D. Crow]

Yep!

[Glen]

Excellent piece of research. I am humbled by your expertise. BTW, if you ever need a research assistant to explore this matter further, please let me know. I would love to apply for the position.

;-) Glen

[Larry Jaques]

On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 11:45:38 GMT, Glen calmly ranted:

I had a girlfriend from a farm in South Dakota when I was in Phoenix for a year at tech school. Her sister (my buddy's girlfriend) collected all the pubies from the shower drain and made them into a "tree" for Christmas. I was -really- glad it wasn't my girlfriend who did that. I didn't dare ask where it was stored the rest of the time.

Ah, fond memories of teen years...

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[sandman]

In article , "Norman D. Crow" wrote: [snip]

Little boy and a little girl, behind the barn doing some exploring. "Wow!!", shrieked the little girl, she points at the boy's penis and says: "Can I touch it?" The boy steps back and says: "HELL no!! You tore yours off already!"