OT: Tis the season for giving.

A volunteer for the Red Cross asked a local prominent lawyer for a donation. He paced up and down for a while and said: "Lady, there are a few things you don't know about me. I have a very sick mother in very specialised expensive care. My father needs a $ 100,000 liver transplant. My oldest brother needs a new artificial arm and my younger brother needs $ 200 per day for his medication of a rare disease. I don't give them a dime. What makes you think you're going to get some?"
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Robatoy said:

;-) My favorite - pettifogger truths.
You DO know how wire was invented, right? Two lawyers fighting over a penny.
Greg G.
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it's 98% of the lawyer's that give the rest of them a bad name. ross
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Mon, Dec 17, 2007, 7:45pm (EST-3) snipped-for-privacy@gmail.com (Robatoy) posted a joke that was probably old when the pyramids were new <and snipped>:
Reminds me of you heathens, and your sacrifices for the Woodworking Gods. Or, non-sacrifices, as it were. Heathens the lot of you.
JOAT I do things I don't know how to do, so that I might learn how to do them. - Picasso
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heathens myass , it's all a bunch of x- hippie commie dope fein's, ross
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Tue, Dec 18, 2007, 4:28pm (EST-1) snipped-for-privacy@webtv.net (RossHebeisen) doth claimeth: heathens myass , it's all a bunch of x- hippie commie dope fein's, ross
Haven't seen any sacrifice for the Woodworking Gods from you either. Damn heathen.
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