O/T: Only A Farm Kid


The subject says it all.
94 year old cousin is at it again.
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Lew ----------------------------------- When you're from the country ~ your perception is a little different.
A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door
"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you?
I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.
It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'
The boy thought for a moment.
"You would have to talk to Dad about that.
"I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
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On 8/9/2010 12:41 AM, Lew Hodgett wrote:

Gotta give this one to my 88 year old Dad ... he'll have a chuckle for sure. :)
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There ya go.
Just forwarded it off to my farm boy buddy's wife. She'll pass it on to him (with a few comments I'm sure).
On Sun, 8 Aug 2010 22:41:17 -0700, "Lew Hodgett"

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