O/T: Men/Casino

Lot of truth in this.

Enjoy

Lew

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Two casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.

A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,

"Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down..

And Squealed... "YES! YES! I WON ! I WON !"

She hugged each of the dealers...

And then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral. . .. ... Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb.

But, all men.... Are still men.

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Lew Hodgett
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Hey! I tried this once, got arrested, lost my money... What's she got that I ain't, he wailed. whimper, jo4hn

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jo4hn

Friend of mine went to Vegas in a $ 70,000.00 BMW and came home on a $

300,000.00 bus.
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Robatoy

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