How to build a wooden castle to rule the world?

I'm an evil wizard and I want to rule the world.For that purpose, I need a castle. I cannot afford a castle made from stone, so I have to build a wooden castle.
What do I need to build a good wooden castle?
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Jacques De Molay wrote:

Trolls! Trolls! Trolls
I think your first step would be to grow up and find yourself a woman then you wouldn't be so lonely!
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"sam" wrote

Uh..., Sam, we know that they are trolls. So if you want to respond to this post PLEASE eliminate the troll addy in the newsgroup line. That way you don't feed the trolls.
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wrote:

And your repeating his post makes you what, exactly?
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On Thu, 5 Mar 2009 01:47:00 +0000, Jacques De Molay wrote (in article

You need to get wood
When I ruled the world, I didn't know about getting wood so I made a fort out of an old cornflakes packet. When I got older, I got wood all the time, so I stopped ruling the world and got on with using it...
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On Wed, 4 Mar 2009 17:47:00 -0800 (PST), Jacques De Molay

ass..
2> Get off your mom's computer before she gets home...3> Try to get a life other than trolling..
Well, I feel a bit better now..
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Please remove splinters before emailing
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