Where's the paint tubs?

[GB]

My son, at work: "Where's the paint tubs?" Other bloke: "In the van, but only my wife's allowed to call me that."

[Brian Gaff]

You mean you are called Mr That? Brian

[GB]

The chap he was working with was rather lardy, yes.

[F Murtz]

Is that a Whoosh?

[GB]

Probably. It's gone so far past me that I didn't even hear the sound.

[The Natural Philosopher]

Anyway it should be 'where *are* the paint tubs.....