Just come home - the missus has painted the floor with top quality (arrrgh!) brilliant white vinyl silk.
1930's floor boards and the rooms so bright its started to make a humming sound. So, my multiple chioce question is - how long is it gonna last before it flakes off?hours - days - weeks - months!!! - years?
personally my bet's on 3 days for flaking and 20 minuites to turn mud brown thanks to our Border Collie.