What kind of knife should I use?

I'm preparing for Thanksgiving. I plan to cut a fart, after dinner. What kind of knife should I use?

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The sharpest one you have. Make sure to slice completely through the genitals since you shouldn't be breeding.

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Clark

A dull one so it will take a long time to get it over with.

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badgolferman

A cheese cutter.

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Mortimer Schnerd, RN

Good one!

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Roemax

just use your finger

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