What is the corrdct way to replace a light switch cover

What is the corrdct way to replace a light switch cover? My son broke the one on his bedroom light switch. The switch works but that cover thingie is broken. I see 2 of thouse things that got a groove in them. Somebody tole me I need a screwydiver to change them.

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Correct. the plate is held on by two screws

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RBM

All I can say is that if you have grown to maturity with out enough common sense to know how to change a light switch cover then you better go back and crawl into your mothers womb and come out and start anew with life. Only this time learn some common sense as you grow up. Because your going to need it before you die unless you dfie very soon. It is a bit hard for me to realize that any person can be so dumb in this day frame.

Jack

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tinacci336

Hi, Maybe he is trolling Don't feed troller. I see them every day. Human who has eyes, ears, hands, brain which don't do anything.

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Tony Hwang

Well if you're a fan of Jackie Mason's you probably heard him say that there's never a screwdriver to be found in a Jewish home, and that butterknives are used instead.

He goes on to say something about finding cream cheese in the slots of screwheads proving that was the case.

Mason had something to say about screwdrivers in this snippet from an interview:

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JCN: You talk about construction and contractors in your new book.

JACKIE MASON: I joke in my act about how Jews can't do anything with tools. A Gentile's house is like a workshop. You can hear it thirty miles away. You'll hear buzzsaws binging and hacking. Everything is busy in a Gentile's house. They don't sit still for a second. A Gentile is not happy unless he is banging something with a hammer or clipping something off with a chotchke or a saw. There are four thousand versions of a screwdriver in a Gentile's house. Ask a Jew if he has a screwdriver. "I have a screwdriver? I thought you had the screwdriver." Anti-semitism is nothing compared to two Jews looking for a screwdriver.

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A Happy Passover to whoever's celebrating!

Jeff

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Jeff Wisnia

"Somebody tole me I need a screwydiver .."

Give me a break. Climb back under the bridge and charge the goats to cross, you troll. (Ooo, that was good -LOL)

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C & E

Call a surveyor.

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clifto

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