March 20, 2010
China just purchased the United States of America. The sale took place early this morning, when president Obama accepted the offer to trade the country to China in trade for complete ownership of the Toyota company. Obama said in a private interview, that the US needs Toyota more than it needs our country.
All Americans are being warned to remove all American flags within 24 hours and to replace them with the flag of China. Obama warned all Americans that if they are not driving a Toyota, they must destroy their car and buy a Toyota before April 1, 2010. Anyone who does not comply will have their drivers license revoked and face 20 years in prison.
God Bless America and China